Hampton,+Miles

Battle of the Foods Roscoe, who was small and pudgy like bosco, was combing his blue hair so he would look good for the party. On a good night like tonight two good pals named Roscoe and Bosco threw a super bowl party at their house. “Hey Bosco, the party’s going great except we need some food.” He called his friend. “You’re right, lets’ go to Wal-Mart,” Bosco replied. So as Roscoe and Bosco took their trip to Wal-Mart they drove their red Hummer They had an argument on the way on which road to take Roscoe said, “Take the route 84 It’s faster”. But Bosco didn’t listen at they were arguing for the last fifth teen minutes they ran over a pot hole ERRRRRHHHHHHHHHH! And the tire busted. “Now look what you did. Now we have to push the hummer all the way to the Wall-Mart.” As they reached the front door they left the car in parking lot as they were walking threw aisle to aisle Roscoe saw a big juicy pizza. He thought it would go great for the party. But on the other hand Bosco saw these nice Buffalo wings for cheap. As they reached the cash register they only had enough money for one of the foods. Roscoe suggested that the pizza would be an awesome thing. Then Bosco said, “ I will have to conquer with you on that one the Buffalo wings will be most indeed better.” They started arguing back and forth “WINGS!” yelled Bosco “PIZZA!” screamed Roscoe. “WINGS!” shouted Bosco. “PIZZZA!” growled Roscoe. Roscoe couldn’t take it anymore. so they were no longer best buddies they were enemies. Roscoe gathered his armies of people who wanted the pizza. And Bosco gathered his army of men who wanted wings. Meanwhile at the party the guest were wondering roscoe and bosco were with the food. At Wal-Mart the groups of armies gathered there nerf guns same with the other team. Roscoe said fiercely “ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!” The battle was very intense. But the weird thing was this wasn’t a real war if you died you didn’t die for real it was pretend. But anyway people were shooting echother with nerf guns then Roscoe pulled out the nerf rocket launcher and then he said with excitement “Say hello to my little friend.” Then he launched the missals and hundreds were wounded. Then bosco rode by on a bike a shot at people. Meanwhile at party people started looking threw their stuff and laughed at the baby pictures. Bosco hid from roscoe and wrote in his journal. Day3 “Its cold hundreds of men are killed I think i'm the only one left the only thing I have to eat are some Doritos and goldfish”. Then roscoe came and found bosco and threw him to the ground and nearly killed him. And then roscoe said “Is it worth killing your best friend over food”. Then roscoe said “ I never thought about it we should just get both.” Bosco said nicely So Roscoe and Bosco ended up getting both foods and when they came back not only was their house wrecked they missed the super bowl. Their faces were in shock and speechless then they began to argue over if one of them should have stayed or both of them go.